Fancy something a little naughtier for your pantomime experience in Kent? The Adult Panto: Puss & Dick brings the Market Theatre's Adult Panto Company to Orchard Theatre. For one night, three actors present a funny and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington - strictly for grown-ups. Using a minimum of set props and costumes, expect slick comedy, bawdy innuendo and laughs.

Prices
From £27.50
Group discounts available
Booking fees may apply

Date & Time
7th January 2027
7.30pm.

Runtime 
Runtime: End time TBC - provisional on our calendar.

Age Guidance
Strictly 18+. This is an adults-only pantomime with bawdy humour and sexual innuendo throughout - not suitable for children.

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See our Orchard Theatre in Dartford listing for information including parking, accessibility and more.

Good to know
The Orchard Theatre is currently operating from its temporary home, Orchard West on Hythe Street, while the main building is refurbished.

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