Adult Pantomimes In Kent

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    ADULT PANTOMIMES IN KENT EARLY 2027

    Farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo for adults only – don’t miss the adult pantomimes in Kent.

    Looking for an adult pantomime in Kent? It’s time to leave the kids at home and get ready for a very different take on the traditional festive favourite fairy tale! From cheeky humour and outrageous costumes to plenty of innuendo, adult pantomimes in Kent bring all the fun of panto with a decidedly naughty twist.
    Our ultimate guide to adults-only pantomimes in Kent brings together the shows where fairy tales get a little more risqué, and the jokes are definitely aimed at a grown-up audience. Book your tickets and get ready for an evening of outrageous comedy, with plenty of audience participation expected.

    For family-friendly shows, don’t miss the comprehensive Pantomime in Kent Guide, including a history of panto.

    Last updated: 5th November 2026

    ADULT PANTOMIMES IN KENT 2026-2027

    Here is our full list of adults-only pantomimes across Kent, sorted by region and listed in date order.

    ADULT PANTO IN EAST KENT

    🔞 🍎 Snow White and the Seven Inches | The Sinden Theatre, Tenterden
    🗓️ When: 7th to 16th January 2027
    💰 Price: £26; booking fees will apply
    📖 The Story: In this adult-only version of the classic fairy tale, Snow White finds herself on her knees surrounded by wood, praying for The Seven Inches that will truly save the day. Will Prince Albert’s chopper, Dame Dixie Rect and her friend-with-benefits, Spunky, show her that she’s completely rotten to the core?
    👉 Full Snow White and the Seven Inches details & tickets →

    🔞 🐄  Jack and his Beanstalk | The Sarah Thorne Theatre, Broadstairs
    🗓️ When: 16th January 2027
    💰 Price: £26-£28; booking fees will apply
    📖 The Story: The Stratford Theatre Company, which showcased their Sinderella the Pi$£ed Up Panto last year, returns with this show that is going to be rude! The show includes a cow, someone flicking a bean and a double-hander of a stiff beanstalk!
    👉 Full Jack and his Beanstalk details & tickets →

    🔞 🍎 Snow White and the Seven Inches | The Granville Theatre, Ramsgate
    🗓️ When: 22nd and 23rd January 2027
    💰 Price: £34.65; booking fees will apply
    📖 The Story: With the help of Prince Albert’s chopper, Dame Dixie Rect and her friend-with-benefits, Spunky, will Snow White discover that she’s completely rotten to the core as she finds herself surrounded by wood, dreaming of Seven Inches to save the day!
    👉 Full Snow White and the Seven Inches details & tickets →

    ADULT PANTO IN WEST KENT 

    🔞 🏹 Robin Hood |Stag Sevenoaks, Sevenoaks
    🗓️ When: 18th December 2026 to 2nd January 2027
    💰 Price: From £16 to £42.50, booking fees may apply.
    📖 The Story: The Sherwood Forest tale reimagined for a grown-up audience, starring Silly Billy, Dame Elaine Staige, and a host of West End stars.
    👉 Full Robin Hood – adults-only details & tickets →

    ADULT PANTO IN NORTH KENT

    🔞🐈‍⬛ Puss & Dick | Orchard Theatre West, Dartford
    🗓️ When    : 7th January 2027
    💰 Price    : From £27.50 
    📖 The Story    : Strictly for grown-ups and for one night only, three actors present a funny and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington. With a minimum of props and costumes, expect slick comedy, bawdy innuendo and laughs.
    👉 Full Puss & Dick details & tickets →

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    🔞🍎 Snow White and the Seven Inches | The Woodville, Gravesend
    🗓️ When    : 30th January 2027
    💰 Price: £28.50, booking fees may apply.
    📖 The Story    : After gagging on Queen Labia’s forbidden fruit, Snow White finds herself on her knees surrounded by wood, praying for The Seven Inches. Will she ‘cum’ up short, or will discover that she’s completely rotten to the core?
    👉 Full Snow White and the Seven Inches details & tickets →

    Adult pantomimes in Kent listed here are subject to Christmas holiday closures.

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